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hi dudezz

Friday, May 6, 2011

variety proposal


To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Juliet,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.

Later, based on your performance,I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,

Romeo
Manager HR

Thursday, April 14, 2011

DONT DRINK &DRIVE


Really heart touching.........

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a  Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old..


The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.


I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
her to give it to my sister...''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed for ever...

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Forward this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in
what they are capable of receiving.

                                                                                urs
                                                                                         k!sS

Sunday, April 3, 2011

MR.COOL "DHONI"

::: Till now he has to make a point to prove himself, and he did it in his COOL style.
Millions of people blamed, embarrassed him for his batting.
Many thought he would not in team if he was not the CAPTAIN of the team.
And expected to take off him from the team, many wanted to know why he is in that rough phase of his life & it was the END for him if he would not be the SKIPPER.
But he proved the people who thought like that are absolutely WRONG.
He answered all of them questions with his need of Batting in Pressure, what he can do with his Batting.
FINALLY AT THE END OF THE DAY HE PROVED AGAIN WITH BATTING AND CAPTAINCY...
"ITS IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE TO ANSWER MYSELF THAN TO ANSWER OTHERS.
I'M BATTING LOW DOWN THE ORDER TO GIVE CHANCE TO YOUNGSTERS."
- M S Dhoni.

Salutes to the Great MAN (Indian Tarzan), Mr. COOL.
I  am Proud to be a DIE HARD FAN of him.
**In his Captaincy we won T20 WORLD CUP, WORLD CUP 2011 after a Long Wait of 28 Years.& many more to come in future :)



love u  dhoni,,,msd rockzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Saturday, April 2, 2011

WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


v india.,,,,,,won the international world cricket cup 2011 ,,,,v r the champions ,,,,,,,cant express d happiness ,,,,emotional victory,,,,,its d victory of 12a crore heartsss,,,,,its d victory of 3 coloured flag,,,,its d victory of INDIA,,,my country,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

        its a dream come true,,,

SALUTE TO THE INDIAN TEAM

President Pratibha Patil led the commendations, saying, “Dedication to the cause, the strength of character to stay the course and astute leadership have finally converted the potential of a talented group of youngsters, the experience of veterans and the hard work of the coach and his staff, into the reality of becoming world champions.”
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, who attended India's semifinal against Pakistan in Mohali, said, “The hard work and the effort of M.S. Dhoni and his men have been rewarded. They have shown the world that India is at the top of the game of cricket.”
Sonia Gandhi, Congress president, said the victory will be “etched in gold for generations to come”.


Members of India's victorious side were unanimous in dedicating the triumph to the country and their teammate and hero, Sachin Tendulkar, who finally attained the coveted prize that had eluded him in five previous attempts.


MEMORABLE & EMOTIONAL MOMENTS OF CRICKET GOD  "SACHIN"

 “I couldn't have asked for anything more than this. Winning the World Cup is the proudest moment of my life. I couldn't control my tears of joy.”



Monday, March 21, 2011

words from the bottom of my heart

                                                          


Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there…to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way

And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart.





 Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless.


 The people you meet affect your life. The successes and downfalls that you experience can create whom you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact they are probably the most poignant and important ones. 
                                                 
                       If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but also because they are teaching you to love and open your heart and eyes to little things. Make every day count. Appreciate everything that you possibly can, for you may never experience it again. Talk to people whom you have never talked to before, and actually listen. 


Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high. Hold you head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don’t believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you. Create your own life and then go out and live it.....,,,


definitely u will rule this world on one day,,,,be confident ,,be optimistic,,dont depress urself by thinking much abt the past ,,,,

enjoy the each & every second of life,,,spread smile ,,,live life,,love life,,,rule the life,,,:)


these words r specially dedicated to a few frndzz of mine,,,who r always thinking much abt their heal i.e happend to them,,,so pls guyzzz come out of that,,,,




                                                                                                                              thank you
                                                                                                                                 k!sS :)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

PROUD TO BE A TECHNOCRAT OF INDIA

 HI  FRNDSSSSS ,,,, ITS A GR8 HONOUR TO SHARE A FEW FACTS RELATED TO OUR  DEPT,,, COMPUTER SCIENCE ENGG,,& MAINLY THE IMPACT OF SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ON INDAIN DEVELOPMENT & GROWTH,,,,


The Indian information technology (IT) industry has played a major role in placing India on the international map. The industry is mainly governed by IT software and facilities for instance System Integration, Software experiments, Custom Application Development and Maintenance (CADM), network services and IT Solutions. According to Nasscom's findings Indian IT-BPO industry expanded by 12% during the Fiscal year 2009 and attained aggregate returns of US$ 71.6 billion. Out of the derived revenue US$ 59.6 billion was solely earned by the software and services division. Moreover, the industry witnessed an increase of around US$ 7 million in FY 2008-09 i.e. US$ 47.3 billion against US$ 40.9 billion accrued in FY 2008-09.
                                               The India Software Industry has brought about a tremendous success for the emerging economy. The software industry is the main component of the Information technology in India. India's pool of young aged manpower is the key behind this success story. Presently there are more than 500 software firms in the country which shows the monumental advancement that the India Software Industry has experienced.


                                         The Indian Software Industry has grown from a mere US $ 150 million in 1991-92 to a staggering US $ 5.7 billion in 1999-2000. No other Indian industry has performed so well against the global competition. According to statistics, India's software exports reached total revenues of Rs. 46100 crores. The total share of India's exports in the global market rose form 4.9 per cent in 1997 to 20.4 percent in 2002-03. 

It is expected that the India Software Industry will generate a total employment of around four million people, which accounts for 7 per cent of India's total GDP, in the year 2008. Today, the Software Industry in India exports software and services to nearly 95 countries around the world. The share of North America (U.S. & Canada) in India's software exports is about 61 per cent. In 1999-2000, more than one third of Fortune 500 companies outsourced their software requirements to India. 
                      
Government initiative in India's domestic IT Market

  • The Indian government has established a National Taskforce on IT with an aim of formatting a durable National IT Policy for India
  • Endorsement of the IT Act, which offers an authorized structure to assist electronic trade and electronic operations.

Future of Indian IT Industry

The Indian IT sector persists to be one of the flourishing sectors of Indian financial system indicating a speedy expansion in the coming years. As per NASSCOM, the Indian IT exports are anticipated to attain US$ 175 billion by 2020 out of which the domestic sector will account for US$ 50 billion in earnings.

In total the export and domestic IT sector are expected to attain profits amounting to US$ 225 billion along with new prospects from BRIC nations and Japan for its outsourcing operations. 


SO LETS INCREASE THE PRIDE OF OUR DEPT BY  SMART WORK &  HELP MORE IN DEVELOPING OUR NATION ,,,,

                                                                                                                THANKING YOU 

                                                                                                                      K!Ss :)